Ker Bear

I miss my sister!

She moved to Queens New York to be with her man! I wish her the very best and happiness that makes you pee your pants!

Have you ever had a best friend that:
pissed you off,
cared for your boo boos,
broke your heart,
tattle tailed on you,
drank the dirty water mixture you made her think was chocolate milk,
got drunk with,
got in trouble with,
went to family things together,
shoved your big toe in her mouth,
gave her wedgies (pulled her panties way up her butt crack),
bit you really hard she pulled some flesh off your skin,
cut all your Barbie's hair off,
claimed all your toys,
told your parents you had a boyfriend,
scribbled all over your homework,
convinced her she was adopted,
drank the last coke and didn't' share,
ate the last cookie and didn't share,
cried on her shoulder,
let her cry in your shoulder,
wanted to shove boogers into the mouths of everyone who hurt her,
couldn't go a day with out talking to her,
never wanted to talk to her again,
loved her so much you wanted to hurt her
and loved her so much it hurt?

Me neither!

xoxox you sister!